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It's April first already in Europe and Asia, but not here. I need a time traveling device. Must take less than 3 hours 45 minutes to get to April Fools day. Help. It's UGENT!!!
 
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I have a device of my own devising. You just have to hold it in your in your hand and you'll travel into the future at the constant rate of 24 hours every day. I'll sell it for $100,000.
 
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Have you tried the Nintendo 4DS? From what I understand it soon will would have been finished years ago.
 
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Google Play has a Teleport Transporter app you can download to your Android device today.
Hack the code and declare a 4-d array for your coordinates. That should let you input a time as well as a place.
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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