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In an interview I was asked "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?". I excused myself to the restroom, posted this question and am waiting for your reply.
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You might not want to work at that company!

I would ask the interviewer this question: What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?

If his answer is any other than: "A noisy noise annoys an oyster" it would be a bad company.
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Scott Selikoff wrote:42


But only if he remembered to bring a towel.
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Joe Ess wrote:In an interview I was asked "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?". I excused myself to the restroom, posted this question and am waiting for your reply.


As much wood as a woodpecker would peck if a woodpecker could peck wood.

Now get out of that restroom, you've been there for two years!
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Bender The Robot wrote:

Joe Ess wrote:In an interview I was asked "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?". I excused myself to the restroom, posted this question and am waiting for your reply.


As much wood as a woodpecker would peck if a woodpecker could peck wood.



I believe the correct (and full) response is ... A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Henry
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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When Chuck Norris shows up, the wood chucks itself.
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