Bert bates described, chuck norris style. All come here and encourage him to write some more books !

[David Blaine]

I like the books he co authored (HFJ and SCJP guide, is there anything better for beginners ?). Bert you are awesome. We need more like you.
To give you an idea of what this is about, see the photo and the next reply to this post. Add your own ideas here. Give him some encouragement
to write more books

[David Blaine]

Bert once applied for a job at Google, everyone was fired the next day.

[David Blaine]

Bert bates can divide by zero and when he divides, this is what happens -

[David Blaine]

Computer viruses cannot infect bert bates computer.

[David Blaine]

Bert bates once made a hello world type of program in CS101, today we call it Google.

[David Blaine]

Bert bates can code Microsoft Office using only a regular calculator.

[David Blaine]

Bert bates does not need a debugger or need to debug his code. It is always perfect.

[Bert Bates]

aw shucks

i wish i could say it was true, but alas, the supercoder 2000 is beyond me...

https://coderanch.com/t/533682/md/supercoder-delete-key