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Maneesh Godbole
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If consuming alcohol makes me an alcoholic, will consuming distilled spirits make me....spiritual?
 
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Consuming alcohol doesn't make you an alcoholic, consuming it in excess makes you one. Drinking and getting drunk are two separate things. I drink on a regular basis. But I get drunk only on special occasions.
 
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All that is fine, but my question still stands.
 
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If consuming alcohol makes you alcoholic, them consuming spirit makes you spiritic.
 
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Maneesh Godbole wrote:If consuming alcohol makes me an alcoholic, will consuming distilled spirits make me....spiritual?

No.
 
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Spirited, perhaps. Or comatose. Or somewhere in between.
 
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Consuming spirits in excess makes you into a spirit.
 
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And if you consume distilled spirits in excess, you will still be a spirit.
 
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If taking a quiz makes you quizzical, what does taking a test make you?


P.S. Don't answer that!
 
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Everyone talks about my drinking. No one talks of my thirst.
 
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10 out of 10 scientists agree.. Alcohol is a solution


Actually it is a solvent, but that ruins the joke.
 
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