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Gauss is the Chuck Norris of Mathematics

 
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I found this terribly amusing. My personal favorite:

Gauss never runs out of room in the margin.
 
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Nice. I think "the location and momentum of a particle are what Gauss say they are" was my favourite.
 
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By a strange coincidence, I was talking to someone about Fermet's Last Theorem just this morning. He had never heard of it, or of the story, so the above was particularly timely.
 
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My own contribution:

Gauss can count the members of a Cantor set.
 
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What about Gauss can let epsilon be less than zero?
 
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Imaginary numbers become real when Gauss squints at them.
 
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