shark!

[Jeanne Boyarsky]

There was a shark found on a NYC subway.

I don't even know what to think here.

[Maneesh Godbole]

Maybe someone was planning to eat it.
http://www.allcancook.com/mori-or-shark-mutton/

[Karthik Shiraly]

public class TheCreator {
   
   public void aug8Todo() {
   
       scumbagNYLawyer.boardSubway().revertToAtavisticForm(); //HE prefers fluent interfaces
  
       synchronized(this) {
           --countOfNYLawyers;
       }

   }

   private long countOfNYLawyers; // because int just won't cut it
}

[Hussein Baghdadi]

http://grist.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/shark_subway.jpg?w=470&h=370

[Kaustubh G Sharma]

Jeanne Boyarsky wrote:There was a shark found on a NYC subway.

I don't even know what to think here.

for catching its train...what's wrong with you :P

[paul wheaton]

[Greg Charles]

As Dave Barry tells it, Miami beat you by several years. To be fair though, New York (and, it has to be said, San Diego) can give them a run for their money, but it's really hard to out-crazy Miami.