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I've seen some cute humor about the government shutdown. I'll start - any others?
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You mean, until they reboot the government? Maybe they should have a cluster - when one goes down, the load balancer switches to a different government.
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From another moderator over email
a windows safe mode screen that said the gvt had shut down improperly and asks if you'd like to restart with no guns and with free health care?
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I've seen several Facebook posts asking if we've tried rebooting it. I'm pretty sure we did that in 1776. Maybe we should try again? Fire all of them and start over.
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You mean, until they reboot the government? Maybe they should have a cluster - when one goes down, the load balancer switches to a different government.


Great idea, I think I've finally found a reason for vampires to exist - they work nights, are highly intelligent, extremely old and they drink each other's blood daily, just like regular politicians
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NBC sports has humor on applying the shutdown logic to the Braves loosing at baseball. It was an entertaining read.
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Which database it uses? They can try Erlang based Mnesia which assures continuous operations and 99.99999% uptime.
http://www.erlang.org/doc/man/mnesia.html
Blood pressure normal? What do I change to get "magnificent"? Maybe this tiny ad?
a bit of art, as a gift, that will fit in a stocking
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