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source: linked in, but I can't figure out how to get the link
 
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Talk about nerd humor...
 
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There used to be a guy here who was always compiling his code directly into the production library. I held my breath every time he did it.

So as long as we're doing bad nerd humor....

A programmers wife says to him "Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He came home with 12 loaves of bread.
 
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more nerd humor:

A programmer went missing. The cops went to his apartment and broke in. They found him dead in the shower, water still running, and an empty bottle of shampoo next to him. Apparently he’d been washing his hair.

The instructions on the bottle said:
Wet hair
Apply shampoo
Lather
Rinse
Repeat
 
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