Welcome to the JavaRanch, Simon!
I'll make a deal with you.
If you modify your display name to conform to our naming standards (
http://www.javaranch.com/name.jsp) I'll give you the answer. We don't have many rules here, but the display naming rule is one of the few that we insist on.
The secret of how to be miserable is to constantly expect things are going to happen the way that they are "supposed" to happen.
You can have faith, which carries the understanding that you may be disappointed. Then there's being a willfully-blind idiot, which virtually guarantees it.