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HELP!! My compiler is angry!

 
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Hello Java gurus...

I wrote a program but my Java compiler is refusing to compile it. In fact, my compiler is now so angrey at me that it doesn't want to compile anything anymore. I tried apologizing to it, but it won't listen. What should I do now?!


D:\Temp>javac HelloWorld.java
HelloWorld.java:3: error: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
System.out.print1n("JAVA IS DEAD!");
^
Offensive language detected
1 error




D:\Temp>javac HelloWorld.java
HelloWorld.java:3: error: I won't forgive you that easily! Try again tomorrow!
1 error

 
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Say 3 Hail Goslings and one Ah Java! and try again.

Always works for me.
 
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P.S. Make sure your mic is at the loudest setting. Javac may not be dumb, but he's rather deaf.
 
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Did you try to turn it off and on again, just in case?
 
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Try sacrificing a goat on the keyboard at the rise of the new moon. It always works for me.
 
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