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Having just returned from a long weekend away, it got me thinking about what I like about coming home and what home means to me.

This put me in mind of having us a bit of fun. Let's take the sentence "Home is ..." and add your thing that applies to you. The more entertaining the better.

For example, I'll start:

Home is ... having all the time in the world to poop.

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Lord John Whorfin wrote:Home... home is where you wear your hat... I feel so breakup, I wanna go home.

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Greg Charles wrote:I saw on a t-shirt: Home is where the wifi connects automatically.

After going away and having no end of difficulty getting WiFi connections, I agree with that wholeheartedly.

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Home is where I can go after 4 pegs.

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Home is ... where you're Rodney Dangerfield.

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Home is ... 127.0.0.1

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Home is ... where you can work in your pajamas.

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Home is ... where my dogs greet me whenever I arrive as if I'd been gone for three weeks; even if I was only taking out the trash.

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Home is where,I find the actual me

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Home is.... where I don't have to wear a mask.

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Home is... where tv remote controller is in your hand.

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