Thaddeus (The) Moose has decided to run for President on the Be Nice party ticket. He needs your support to get on the ballot. In lieu of signatures, the Moose would like you to vote in this cow poll. Unlike a real election, we see no reason to limit voting to humans. If you are a greenhorn or ranch hand, you can vote once for yourself. If you have any cows, they can all vote too!
Since the Moose is a late entrant to running for President, all votes to be on the ballot must be in today. Be sure to pledge both you and your cows to this vote today. The Moose appreciates it.