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I mentor the programmers on a high school robotics team. They have a convention of sending meeting summaries and end with a joke. Here's a few for Friday fun:

What is the best day to go to the beach? ... Sunday, of course!



What do you call a belt with a watch on it? ... A waist of time!



What do you call a sleeping bull? ... A bulldozer!

 
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Jeanne Boyarsky wrote:. . . end with a joke. Here's a few for Friday fun . . .

Joke? Fun? Are those weasel words? Those are certainly weasel jokes.
 
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What makes them weasel jokes? They are merely punny to make you smile.
 
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Punny maybe, but why can't I have funny?
 
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Campbell Ritchie wrote:Punny maybe, but why can't I have funny?


You can have both
 
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