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Movie name I don't remember, the quote goes like this:

Husband(to wife): You are looking beautiful.
Wife: Thats because I am looking at you.
Huband: Thats because I am looking at you too.

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A dialogue by RajKumar,
Shishe ke ghar mein rahane wale kabhi dusaro kein ghar pathhar nahi pheka karate.

"Those staying in house of glasses, do not pelt stones at other houses."
 
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Husband: Generic greeting!

Wife: Generic greeting returned!

Husband: Imminent sustenance...?

Wife: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.

Husband: Oooh, false reaction indicating hunger and excitement.
 
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marc, is that from an actual movie, or just a movie-like dialog you experienced personally :-) If the former, please give a source.
 
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She : Are you like a crazy person?

He: I'm quite sure they will say so.
 
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Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:
marc, is that from an actual movie, or just a movie-like dialog you experienced personally :-) If the former, please give a source.


That is actual dialogue from Schizopolis by Steven Soderbergh. (I think anyone who has seen this movie would remember it, so I doubt I'm ruining it for anyone trying to recall where they've heard this.)
 
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"I will go on the train today again. I am not afraid of death."
Prashant Singh, passenger on one of the bombed trains.

Not from a movie, but said by a real life hero.
Here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/5176890.stm

It takes a lot of courage to say that.
 
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Suniel Shetty -> main tuhme bhool javu, yeh ho nahi saktha. Tum mujhe bhool javo, yeh mey hooney nahi doonga.
English translation -> Me forgetting you, thats not possible. And you forgetting me, I will not let that happen.

frm Dhadkan movie.
 
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"I will be back" - Terminator 2.
"Do you think its air you are breathing now?" - Matrix.
"There is no spoon" - Matrix.

"I am always around" - Superman Returns (This one isn't all that impressive, but he said that a few time in the movie, it sure will be mentioned somewhere - So, you heard it here first!)
 
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"life, don't talk to me about life". Marvin, the Paranoid Android.
"That's the same combination I have on my luggage". President Skroob.
 
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"Go ahead, make my day." Dirty Harry
 
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For all you romantic freaks out there.... Here goes...
I would rather have had... one breath of her hair... one kiss of her mouth... one touch of her hand... than an eternity without it... One..

Nicholas Cage in City Of Angels
 
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"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" - Broken Arrow

"Do, or do not. There is no try." - The Empire Fights Back

“Ohhh. Great warrior.Wars not make one great.” - The Empire Fights Back
 
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From the movie Broken Arrow,

When John Travolta was smoking in the car and the person behind him says with objection: "would you mind..."

John: "No, I don't mind..."

 
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"I tried several times to call her, but after the first call she wouldn't come to the phone any longer. I also sent flowers, but with no luck. The smell of the flowers only made me sicker. The headaches got worse. I think I got stomach cancer. I shouldn't complain, though. You're only as healthy... You're only as healthy as you feel..."

~Paul Schrader (screenwriter)
 
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I've translating this from italian, so maybe it's not the exact phrase in the original film :

"Let's go, the future of the world as we know it is at stake"
"Then mummy won't mind if we take her's car"

what is it ?

PS: I hate you all, I love this game so you just minated my productivity
 
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I like tiny throw-away lines, too. Indiana Jones & the Holy Grail, he and the girl are creeping through catacombs. She spots a picture and says "What's that?" He says "The Ark of the Covenant", she says "Are you sure", he says "Yeah, pretty sure" as only Harrison Ford could toss it over his shoulder.
 
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Originally posted by Andrew Monkhouse:

"Do, or do not. There is no try." - The Empire Fights Back

“Ohhh. Great warrior.Wars not make one great.” - The Empire Fights Back


The Empire Strikes Back
 
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He (Elvis) is not dead, he just went home. (Men In Black)
 
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From Agneepath - Great Amitabh

Vijay deenanath Chauhan , poora naam , Maa ka naam Suhashini chauhan , Gao Mandwa ..


Al Pacino from Devil's Advocate:

...let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... ...instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear, for his own amusement... ...his own private, cosmic... ...gag reel... ...He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off! He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!
 
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Gentlemen, the boy who saw a woman's breast has left our planet. Allow me to explain. In this simple black case, I hold the dawning of a new day. A dawning of a new era. An era of sexually explicit conversation. For here in my hand, I hold the case that contains a real, live girl. She shall be raised in private... When she is fifteen and a half, she will become my bride and your queen. You will all partake in fresh fruit, brought here by the Blueberry Pirate himself. And I will partake in fresh fruit. And sexual intercourse -- an act in which we are all a stranger. But which, upon my return, I will describe to you in great detail.


From The American Astronaut. Cory McAbee, screenwriter.
 
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Woman in coffee shop: "You should quit. You should quit. You should... You should... You should... You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse. I should know. I'm a medical doctor. I own a mansion and a yacht. You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse. I should know. I'm a medical doctor. You should quit. You should quit..."

From Slacker. Richard Linklater, screenwriter.
 
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Andr�: ... And you see, they wanted to build a building that would seat about four or five hundred people. And the man who designed it had never designed anything in his life. He wrote children's books... So the problem was, because it needed a kind of massive roof, was how to have a roof that would stay on the building and yet at the same time be able to fly up at night to meet the flying saucers. So the architect meditated and meditated and came up with the simple solution of not actually joining the roof to the building, which means that it should fall off, because they have great gales up in Northern Scotland. So to keep it from falling off he got beach stones, about this large, from the beach -- or we did, because I worked on this building -- all up and down the roof, just like that, touching, and the idea was that the energy that would go from stone to stone, you see, would be so strong that it would keep the roof down under any conditions, but at the same time if the roof needed to go up it would be light enough to go up. Well, it works, you see. Now, architects don't know why it works, and it shouldn't work, because it should fall off, but it works. It does work...

Wally: Yeah. Well, you see... Well, Andr�, you know, if you want to know my actual response to all this... Do you want to hear my actual response?


From My Dinner with Andr�. Wallace Shawn and Andr� Gregory, screenwriters.
 
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 
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Raj Aryan (Shahrukh): Mr. Narayan Shankar (Amitabh), jab tak main yahan se jaunga, in hawao mai itni mohabbat bhar dunga ki aap chah kar bhi saat janmo tak nahi mita payenge..."

(Mr. Narayan Shankar, till the time I will leave from here, I will fill the air with full of love that you will not be able to clean till your seventh birth)

From the movie 'Mohabbatein'.
 
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Khan to games voddu..saltilu lechipotayi.

English Translation : Don't play with khan, you may die.

(from money(telugu))
 
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Originally posted by Dinakar Kasturi:
Khan to games voddu..saltilu lechipotayi.

English Translation : Don't play with khan, you may die.

(from money(telugu))



Which Khan? Salaman Khan?
 
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the actor's name is brahmanandam. ask your telugu speaking friends about him. they'd love to laugh by his name itself
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


Which Khan? Salaman Khan?



Chetan -- Don't play with khan(brahmanandam), you may die.
 
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Roger: You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?
- Roger Dodger (2002)

the movie wasn't that great but it had some ripper lines!
 
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Every man dies, not every man really lives
Braveheart, 1995
 
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Movie:Sin City
Marv(Mickey Rourke):I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight
But you were a friend and more when I needed one
And when I found out who did it
it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you
It'll be loud and nasty. My kind of kill
And when his eyes go dead, the Hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him

I love you Goldie
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Movie:Sin City
Hartigan(Bruce Willis): (Blowing his arm off)I took of his weapons...(Firing a shot between his legs)...Both of them..
 
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