Corrupt a wish

[Andrew Polansky]

Granted. You can now sleep longer because you got fired from your job.

I wish this weekend to be sunny, as I go for a four day vacation in Alps tomorrow.

[Campbell Ritchie]

Of course it will be sunny. And warm. All the snow will melt.

[Campbell Ritchie]

I wish for sunny weather here too when we are cycling to *****.

[Jim Venolia]

Granted. The place you're cycling will run out of water in a year.

I wish we could get enough rain to water my lawn, yet not float my car down the road.

/ why yes, I do live in California
// How did you guess

[Bear Bibeault]

The rain falls, but only on your yard. Your neighbors burn you as a witch.

I wish my failing air conditioning unit would magically start working again.

[Arun Kumarr]

Granted and now it never stops.

Lol! I read your wish as failing hair conditioning unit and was about to say, Bear, you look better with that style.
I wish I could stop associating faces with names when reading posts.

[Andrew Polansky]

Granted! But you still have to remain a few months under observation after the therapy in your local psychiatric hospital.

I wish that cats could take care of themselves when leaving home for vacation.

[Bear Bibeault]

Granted, but they throw a "Risky Business" style party in your absence, trashing your house.

I wish I had the opportunity to eat sushi more often.


[aside]

Arun Kumarr wrote:Lol! I read your wish as failing hair conditioning unit and was about to say, Bear, you look better with that style.

Thanks! I think so too!

I wish I could stop associating faces with names when reading posts.

Why? I think that's a good thing.

[Guillermo Ishi]

I wish I had the opportunity to eat sushi more often.
.

You accept an offer to teach English in Japan and when it's time to leave you discover if you go back to the U.S. you'll be subject to imprisonment for unpaid parking tickets.

I hope thats how this thread works...

[Bear Bibeault]

Yes, but you need to make a wish next.

[Guillermo Ishi]

I wish that's how this thread works.

[Bear Bibeault]

Granted, but now you are doomed to monitor this thread for future wishes.

I wish that the beef stock that I am making would cook faster.

[Andrew Polansky]

Granted. It cooks much faster, but because you are reading this thread instead of looking at your meat, it all got burned.

I wish I get rid of my coffee addiction this year.

[Darryl Burke]

Granted, but you have to drink 40 cups a day until 31 December.

I wish I were 20 again. Or even 40.

[Guillermo Ishi]

Granted but you have to change baby diapers, get in bar fights, and give up aarp discount.

I wish I could sleep as late as I want.

[Arun Kumarr]

Granted. Now and you are in heaven.
I wish my office printer stops printing automatically at 12:00 in the night.

Bear Bibeault wrote:Why? I think that's a good thing.

It's good. But, shouldn't make me read air as hair.

[Darryl Burke]

You got it. From now on, you will want to get up at 4:30 a.m.

Done. Of course, it will start automatically at 12:01 a.m.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Guillermo Ishi]

Darryl Burke wrote:I wish I wasn't so hungry.

What's the problem? You will soon starve to death.

I wish it was Christmas every day!

[Amit Ghorpade]

Granted. Now it snows in your home and you have to live below the Christmas tree.

I wish I could be on the highest scorer of world cup winning football (soccer) team.

[Jesper de Jong]

Granted, but your knees will have worn out by the time you are 30 and you'll have to spend in a wheelchair the rest of your life.

I wish the sun would shine and it would be 22 degrees C every day.

[Amit Ghorpade]

Granted. But now the sun shines day and night and you get sunburns unless you stay 50 feet underground.
I wish I could drive the Bugatti Veyron at top speed for 200 miles.

[Darryl Burke]

Granted. but the brakes don't work and the 200 miles ends at the top of a very high cliff.

I wish I had something better to do than post wishes in this thread.

[Jim Venolia]

Granted, your bail hearing is thursday at 9 AM.

I wish I knew what my cat wanted.

[Bear Bibeault]

Granted, you can now read your cat's mind. But you now live in fear as you realize that as soon as the cat figures out how to use the can opener that it will kill you in your sleep.

I wish it were still the weekend.

[Amit Ghorpade]

Granted. But you have to be in office to work on a production issue that is not reproducible and you don't get to move unless its gone.
I wish I could drink more coffee without any side effects.

[Andrew Polansky]

Granted. But coffee has now no effects at all.

I wish I would have more motivation for the right things.

[Junilu Lacar]

Granted. But now you have to fix all the crappy code in the world, cure cancer, and bring peace to the world. (BTW, coffee is now said to help prevent liver cancer)

I wish I could just work on greenfield projects with smart people who knew what they were doing.

[Bear Bibeault]

Granted. A cattle prod has been surgically attached to your back-side.

I wish this bit of code I'm working on would write itself.

[Jim Venolia]

Granted, but now a lot more people want to work at McDonalds.

I wish the idiots in Washington could solve their rectal cranial inversion issues.

[Bear Bibeault]

Granted. All the politicians pull their heads out of their asses. Oh wait, sorry, can't happen. That's just too strong a wish for even magic to accomplish.

I wish someone would bring me another cup of coffee.

[Andrew Polansky]

Somebody brings you a coffee. But it's done very poorly and you have to make another coffee yourself.

I wish the mouse I fed in mountains this weekend is doing well.

[Bear Bibeault]

The mouse has grown to monstrous proportions and is terrorizing the locals, spawning the legend of Mouse Man!

I wish someone would clean the moss off my stone patio for me.

[Arun Kumarr]

Granted. Now your patio is clean. They moved all the moss inside your home.
I wish the data visualization I wanted out of the data just aligns itself into scripts and formulas.

[Amit Ghorpade]

Granted. But the scripts and formulas are a mix of Cyrillic, Chinese and Mayan hieroglyphs. You don't understand a bit of it.
I wish I could write with both hands.

[Arun Kumarr]

Granted. Now you don't know what you are righting and mixing up the order and direction of words.
I wish I people stop hiding behind ego and power and start confronting things.

Amit Ghorpade wrote:Granted. But the scripts and formulas are a mix of Cyrillic, Chinese and Mayan hieroglyphs. You don't understand a bit of it.

- you never really corrupted it. I don't have to understand as as long as the visualizations are true.

[Amit Ghorpade]

Granted. Now all you hear from anyone is confrontation and it is never pleasant.

Arun Kumarr wrote: - you never really corrupted it. I don't have to understand as as long as the visualizations are true.

In that case the visualizations are pure noise as well

[Arun Kumarr]

I wish I were a turtle, slow and wise.

[Jim Venolia]

Granted. The chef has tasty, tasty plans for you tonight.

I wish the media would declare a blackout on election coverage until 6 months before the election.

[Sachin Tripathi]

Granted,but now your voting rights are taken away,because the current government is going to loose,due to your wish

I wish I could be the (most loved)king of the whole universe,(assume their is no life outside our universe )

Now,corrupt mine