A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the
and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving
an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen.
Aleve is known anaproxen,
Amoxil is amoxicillin,
and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled
generic name of "mycoxafloppin". Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked
to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband
called out, Perhaps you should hear how all this came about...
I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman
looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her
a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.
She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which
you had discarded because they had gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought you for
your birthday but you never wore because the color didnt suit you.
Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans,
which were perfectly good, but too small for you now.
Then, just as she was about to leave, she asked, Is
there anything else your wife doesnt use anymore?