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Johnson Chong

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Recent posts by Johnson Chong

I've always xxxxxxxxxxx since young. Now I have big external xxx on my xxxxx. I've learn to sit on the left side of my xxxxxxx while xxxxxxx to reduce the pain on my xxx. Sitting this way prevent contacts of the xxxxxx area and xxxx area (THis technique of sitting while xxxxxxx is good for ladies who wanna prevent any contact on their xxxxxx area before becoming a xxxxxxxx) I've also discovered that if I sit on a warm-up seat immmediately after xxxxxxxxxxx, the xxx will get bigger. If you want to develop external xxx on your xxxxx to show that you're bisexual, you can try this method of sitting on warm-up seat immediately after xxxxxxxxxxx. Have fun deveoping xxx on your xxxxx.
BY the way, before you decide to become a xxxxxxxx, please know that a xxxxx xxxx with xxxx xxxx and a itchy xxx on the xxxxx will help men's libido go into overdrive.
236th post! 2*3=6 post! Hope I can remember my 248th post. Will Cindy remind me again this time?
[Map edited out all indecent words as well as few decent ones and several whose meaning she had no idea about. Full version of the Chong's post is available at reasonable price ]
[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mapraputa Is ]
17 years ago

Originally posted by David Weitzman:

Are you sure you were looking at jokes?


Wait a minute! Now I remember. I'm looking at
http://www.megadittos.com/common/content.asp
17 years ago

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
You could turn the tables on him. Spending every waking hour imitating an incoherent pinhead on some website instead of doing the work he expected you to do. That'll show him.


Somehow I just laugh out loud at the above suggestion. Was it due to the way it was posted and how I interpreted them?
233th post! 3 more posts to 236th post as told to me by Cindy Glass, or was it her....ooooooh my failing memory!
[ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]
17 years ago

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:

Where'd you get that idea?


First I ran into my ex-manager during a job interview where he used to abused me when I was working under him. Then I write a letter of complaint to his director complaining about the way he conduct the interview. Then I call him again asking him about the effects on him of that letter of complaint to his director. Then I ask him to write me a letter of recommendation. That's how I get the idea. How's that for the whole truth?
[ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]
17 years ago

Originally posted by David Weitzman:

Are you sure you were looking at jokes?


Look, I can't really remember what links I click, but I arrive at a site where I can't really remember what's on it. But there were something like some quotes or what I think is quotes there. Hope u get the idea.
17 years ago

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
Maybe you could build a website for Rush Limbaugh or that O'Reilly moron.


Then is it possible for you to write me a recommendation letter to build a website for him?
17 years ago

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:

For pure "services," where all you're really selling is your time, you can get jerked around quite a bit. That's why setting an hourly rate is often a more constructive way to go.


What if I have plenty of time for my client cause I know how to work around time and I don't mind them jerking me around?
17 years ago
I have just checked out Rush Limbaugh website and I must say that I do not understabd most of his jokes. Could someone, anyone please quote one of the joke and explain it to me? EXplain detailly?
17 years ago
May I know who's Rush Limbaugh or that O'Reilly moron?
17 years ago
I just dunno whether I should start building my own web site? I can't think analytically or logically. I enjoy being in a state of semi-subconsciousness where I can get real high. Where I loose track of time and everything happening around me. Where I completely fool myself completely of everything.
And when you're completely fooled, doubts sets in, suspicion sets in, major suspicion give rise to paranoia, and u turn schizoprenic and that's real cool.
[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]
17 years ago
Ever since James Hobson mention wife swapping in a reply to one of my post, I've been checking that out with some helpline councillors and only one understand what I'm talking about & he ask me to allow my wife to go first. The catch is that I tell him that my wife suggested it to me first. I guess he've must have suspected that I'm putting forward a hypothetical situation to him. So much for being a schizoprenic.
[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]
17 years ago
Hey! I recently saw an invisible man kit at my local bookstore and I am so mesmerised by the details it portrays that I nearly wanna get one for myself.
224th post!
2 times 2 equals 4! So say someone in MD. I think he's/she's N something.....or what is it???
17 years ago
The one person that I know of who don't do bull-shit job(of course, I believe there are plenty more of such people) is David Blaine, street magic perfomer. I watch him on wednesday nite last nite at 8 pm on chANNEL 5.
eVER since I watched the matrix, I always belief that there is someone who can do what I watch in the matrix and the closest person I come across is david Blaine. I dunno about David Copperfield or Map or Jason Menard or any of the sheriffs or bartenders or ranchhands or greenhorns here.
And when I post a post on searching for Susan on Barbelith, the closest person I came across is a lady who sounds, smile and laugh like susan. I only get to know her as a councillor vounteer on a chinese telephone help line. And their policy is that I can't meet up with any of the volunteer manning the telephone. Thanks anyway dude!
[ September 11, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]
17 years ago
First I anounce my 218th post! Then I also anounce my 220th post! Now its my 222th post! All of them have an increment of 2 to reach my 222th post! Nice numbers, aren't they?
[ September 10, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]
17 years ago
Now is the time to listen to the song "Who lets the dogz out" by the Baha Gang
One more post by me and the mystery will be revealed.
17 years ago