The Moose

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Recent posts by The Moose

When I tell the lady mooses I got my SCEA, they... well, I won't tell you what. But let's put it this way: I just did my taxes, and I took 362 dependent exemptions!
Tain't water either.

Don't eat yellow snow!

Originally posted by Mark Spritzler:

Actually, next week we are planning on eating the moose.







Over my dead body!

Ummm.... no wait, I take that back.
Did you read chapter 47, "Who Moved my Antlers?" It lists a number of viable antler substitutes. For beginners, I recommend a spork. It's got that nice antlery profile, in a small, easy-to-handle package.

You may not be able to toss full-sized hamsters with a spork, though. Start with baby hamsters and see how far you get.
I usually only come out on the 1st of April (April Fools Day for those who aren't familiar), but thought that this was such an outrageous practice that I believed it was my duty to break my silence and bring it to the attention of all the JavaRanchers.
15 years ago

Originally posted by Max Habibi:
You wouldn't have this problem if you were a cuter animal. Do you cuddle?

M


I've tried, but my horns tend to get in the way... But in the spring they have a nice velvety texture...
15 years ago
I couldn't believe the article I read on CNN this morning:


Swedish treat: Moose cheese
TOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- It's healthy and tasty, for those with expensive tastes.

Farmers in northern Sweden are milking moose and making cheese, which they sell for a lot of dough -- nearly $500 a pound. The buyers include upscale hotels and restaurants in Sweden.



How dare they! Milk a Moose!! Good think they didn't try getting that friendly with me. I'd show them.

So, please join me in my boycott against those cruel cruel Swedes.
15 years ago
Ahem! This is the Big Moose Saloon. And as The Moose I believe I am entitled to a 10% royalty for all monies collected on behalf of the JavaRanch. This fee is of course due in part to the extensive usage of my image on EVERY page on this site as well as shirts, hats and mugs.
Failure to make this payment will result in a suit brought on by the "Moose Protection of Website Imagery League" we have the best animal lawyers in the country -- so don't mess with us.
Thank you.
The Moose
15 years ago
I wish I could help, but I can only count to 4.
Who came up with this base 10 stuff anyway? I think that's discriminatory against non-ten-fingered creatures.
Thank you, thank you. I owe it all to myself, my hardwork, my strong work ethic, and my miraculous ability to type with my teeth (my hooves tend to hit more than one key at a time).

Thanks to Kathy and Bert for teaching Clover about polymorphism, that's what gave me the inspiration to do it.
15 years ago
maybe try changing it to "welcome.moose" -- that should work.
15 years ago
from where I stand -- you should all be ashamed you didn't see the huge injustice being done to the rest of the animal kingdom. They should make keyboards more hoof/paw-friendly so we can apply too.
"Age discrimiation" what about all the "species discrimination!"
15 years ago
don't forget the keyword "moose" it is a friendly keyword that can be used to decorate classes and methods. It makes the class or method move slowly and writes random messages to the screen about animal rights.

[ April 01, 2004: Message edited by: The Moose ]

Originally posted by siu chung man:
Does Moose knows the password?


Of course!! I LOVE to play with trash .
16 years ago