marc weber

Bear Bibeault wrote:This computer pre-dates monitors -- you interpret the output from the sounds it makes.

In that case, all I'm getting is "Fatal Error."

Campbell Ritchie wrote:If you go letting her find out you have a rash, there is no point in even trying.

...unless she's a Princess of Pharmacology (and does not currently have a restraining order against you).

I finally got a new computer! It's used, but I've been assured it's a very powerful machine. My question is: Where do I plug in the monitor?

I have tried these suggestions, but the restraining order is still in effect.

My irritating and unsightly rash is spreading and the itch is worsening. I have a tube of cortisone ointment, but it expired yesterday ("EXP 03 031 2013"). My pharmacist retired on approximately the same date (when the restraining order went into effect). My question is: Should I continue using steel wool without the ointment?

Pat Farrell wrote:... You sure this is heaven? Or perhaps its really hell?

Yes, this is heaven. I mean, we still have Facebook, so... Uh, wait a second.

I know! We'll use the Facebook! But first, let's split up.

My reply to technical issues at work today is, "I'm fairly certain it will be resolved by 11:11 UTC tomorrow."

Bear Bibeault wrote:Nope, bashing Microsoft is so last decade. Bashing Apple is the new fad.

Well, since Microsoft so thoroughly bashes themselves with every product launch, it kind of takes the fun away.

Bear Bibeault wrote:Sort of like asking: "Which do you prefer? Hives? Or poison ivy?"

I'm interested in MS Hives, but confused by all the different versions they offer.

The Krampus is hysterical (now). But to really scare children, make them watch the 1959 Mexican film, "Santa Clause."



I own this on DVD, and it makes for freaky adult viewing all year.

As a Notes developer, I prefer Apple's Mail client.

I appreciate bad reviews, but some reviewers are unnecessarily cruel -- seemingly more interested in demonstrating their own cleverness than saying much worthwhile.

http://theater.nytimes.com/2012/12/10/theater/reviews/glengarry-glen-ross-by-david-mamet-with-al-pacino.html

Bear Bibeault wrote:Here ya go!

Perfect! I'm on my way to dual-handed, 77-button (DH77B) mousing!

Paul Clapham wrote:Okay, but your keyboard doesn't roll around on wheels...

Not yet, but I'm buying some casters to bolt on.